Coffee for me, please

Northumbria University has been fined after two students were given 100 times too much caffeine in an experiment. Students are usually only subjected to this level when a paper’s due in the next morning.


Are you pleased to see me?

In protest at a law that allows people to carry concealed weapons on university campuses, Texas students are planning to hang sex toys from their bags. They said they didn’t want to risk not being tooled up.