Food, glorious food!

NHS England is banning super-sized chocolate bars from hospital shops, introducing a 250 calorie limit for sweets, a 400 calorie limit for pre-packed sandwiches, and a 5 gram added sugar limit per 100ml of drinks. At this rate it won’t be long before people don’t want to be in hospital anymore.

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Uber’s head of northern Europe has resigned from the company. Asked when she would be leaving, Jo Bertram said: “Just as soon as my lift arrives.”