Taxi for one

Uber is to pay $20m to “misled” drivers. That’s one hell of a cab fare, even if was after midnight and meant going south of the river.


Fear of Flying

Airlander 10, the world’s longest aircraft, was damaged when it crashed on landing earlier today. According to the BBC, a spokesman said, “The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed.”

The next time I’m explaining an accident to my car insurance company, I’m going to try the line, “It was all going extremely well until the impact.”