Northumbria University has been fined after two students were given 100 times too much caffeine in an experiment. Students are usually only subjected to this level when a paper’s due in the next morning.
In protest at a law that allows people to carry concealed weapons on university campuses, Texas students are planning to hang sex toys from their bags. They said they didn’t want to risk not being tooled up.
I visited the University of Loughborough Optical Engineering faculty yesterday.
At first the facilities didn’t convince me of the quality of the course, but when they showed me their laser cutting equipment I finally saw the light.
I went to the University of Nottingham at the weekend to look around the School of Nanotechnology.
It was a lot bigger than I expected.
Results time last week in the UK. It reminded me of my exams.
I got a C in Oceanography, and a B for Honey Production.
In Farm Management I got an E-I-E-I-O.
A US economist plans to investigate whether family income is directly linked to children’s educational attainment. He will give a random group of low income, single mothers $4,000 each, for the first three years of their children’s lives.
Will it make a difference?
Well, this is pre-school, so the better question might be “How will it make a difference?”
They could learn to count the banknotes.
They could learn how many romper suits you can buy for $12k.
They could learn how many hours of babysitting it pays for.
They could learn how many detectives you could hire to find the father.
Or how many lawyers, once you’ve found him. (Not many.)
Or contract killers, depending on whether the split was amicable or not.
Or maybe the money could just be put into schools instead…