Taxi!

Uber’s head of northern Europe has resigned from the company. Asked when she would be leaving, Jo Bertram said: “Just as soon as my lift arrives.”

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European Trade

European Council President Donald Tusk is to travel to the UK to discuss Brexit with Theresa May. Mr Tusk hasn’t been able to come sooner because of the EU’s export ban on ivory.

Covering all bases

The makers of Durex have agreed to buy a US baby formula manufacturer, which, I suppose, is their way of taking precautions.

Now you see me…

Snapchat is to sell its shares on the US stock market. The joint owners could earn around $5 billion and will then disappear.

Taxi for one

Uber is to pay $20m to “misled” drivers. That’s one hell of a cab fare, even if was after midnight and meant going south of the river.

I like to move it, move it!

I wonder where the rest of it ends up…

Ding, dong!

The cosmetics company Avon plans to move its headquarters to Britain as long as someone opens the door to them.