What’s for lunch?

A man in Kent has received a jail sentence for possession of drugs with intent to supply. The crime was discovered when he dropped his three-year-old son off at nursery school with a bag of cocaine and mephedrone, knives and weighing scales instead of his lunchbox.
Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the local youth when they parted with their hard-earned (?) cash in return for a cheese and pickle sandwich and a Frube?
Not only that, but now the bag has been handed over to the police, how are the teachers going to survive until half-term?

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