Vote for me!

I was reading the pre-election literature for the European election last week. One of the parties was “An Independence from Europe”. Their leaflet proudly proclaimed:
“An Independence from Europe. Tops your ballot paper.”
So their flagship policy, cast iron gold-plated guaranteed to win your vote, revealing all the other parties to be the useless bunch of plonkers they really are, is “We begin with the letter ‘A'”.
You can’t argue with that sort of logic, can you?

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