A British man was arrested at the airport in Melbourne, suspected of stealing a gem worth £135,000. It is alleged that he swallowed the gem to make his getaway, but the gem has not yet been recovered. This puts a whole new light on the job interview.
“So, you want to be a border control customs officer? Would you describe yourself as a patient man?
“What about children?
“Oh, you have a young baby. Are you one of those ‘new men’ that gets stuck in with changing baby’s nappy?
“Good, good. Do you have good eyesight?
“That’s good. And do you cook?
“So you own a sieve then?
“Excellent. You’ve got the job.”