That’ll go down a bomb

The Syrian government has agreed to destroy its chemical weapons. Hooray! Unfortunately, intelligence sources reckon they have some alternative arms up their collective sleeve.
Apparently they have been stockpiling bags of prawn cocktail flavour crisps (potato chips if you’re reading this trans-Atlantic). Have you ever opened one of those near your nose?
They are also rumoured to have a number of teenage boys locked in a confined, warm space. The combination of feet, body odour and flatulence is known to be lethal.
And on top of that, they now have daytime TV.
Aaaarrrgh!

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