Gosh, I’m thirsty

As you get towards the bottom of the M40 motorway, if you are overcome by a raging thirst you can be comforted by the fact that there is now a pub there for you.
Yes, in the never-ending quest for ways to help people kill themselves and others, permission has been given for a pub at the motorway services. Does that sound like a good idea to anyone other than Mr. J. D. Wetherspoon?
But don’t worry. The authorities are not stupid. Although it is open from 4am until 1am, it is only licensed to sell alcohol from 9am.
And in case you’re worried that alcohol might make people feel a bit sleepy while driving, there are plans to have a vending machine full of coke and speed, to counteract any drowsiness.

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