I’m looking for a new job at the moment. My current job is as a part-time lollipop man, but it sucks.
I taught sky-diving for a while. It wasn’t part of some grand plan, I just sort of fell into it.
After a while, I went to the USA and got a job managing settlements for native American Indians, but I was overloaded with work, and in the end I just had too many reservations.
So I came back to the UK, and I worked driving trains for London Underground, but they put me on the Circle Line, and I wasn’t really going anywhere.
So I need to go down to the Job Centre. What a misery-inducing place that is.
But that’s for another time.